Jokes of the year

Hello Guys,

Lets start some fun around with good jokes.

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.” The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.”

The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... “Oh, no,” he, said, “Everyone’s fine - both my brothers are alive”. The only thing is I just quit drinking...!

Anybody explain what love at first sight is??? We know that is tough to define.

We now try to define it with a picture…

Please scroll down… to check it out…
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1. HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird.



We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a
drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment.



Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but
he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I
asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.




He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he
simply smiled and kept driving.



I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say I love you too.

When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.



He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed
distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes
later he came to bed and to my surprise he
responded to my caress and we made love, but I
still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts
where Somewhere else.



I decided that I could not take it anymore so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he
had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell
asleep.



I don't know what to do, I'm almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

2 - HIS DIARY

Today INDIA lost match. Bad Luck...

PS: Such are passions for INDIAN cricket fans, hard to be understood by anyone else